Thursday, September 08, 2005
things to do..
erm. taking a breather from mugging... was listening to class 95..
topic of the day: things to do when u are single or just broken up..
callers say : go to bench see hunks in broadshorts and girls in bikini... go clubbing knoe new ppl.. take up new sports. take up yoga lessons.. shop ard town... go on a shopping spree.... gounch and eat like no body business...
well here's my version of top ten things to do when u are bored.
1. go TO the nus library and mug.... then sudden let out a loud SCREAM
"TOnaRDO lai liao!!" ..
since it is so quiet at the librayr u be most probably kicked out the the library...but hey.. u have warned those muggers abt the coming of katrina!!
2. go and Write on the canoe polo store room door... "CANOe Polo SUCkSSS!!" using chalk! and sign off as a dragon boater... erm u need to draw a few three toes foot print so they will knoe u are a dragon ..
3. sign up for a new g mail account.. but use the name of the person u hate most as the msg.. for example MARKsacHEs@gmail.com tehn sent all the spam and hate mail to it... then check urself.. to get a kick out of it..
4. call up the nus campus security and report that someone stole ur notes from the printing machine...and tell them u suspect it is uncle sam.. the frinedly uncle from arts printing room...
then get out of the situation by saying that the print job have not been release and hang up in case ur phone bill gets too high..
5. go the the calcuator uncle Aka science drink store uncle and tell him to solve
cosine 67 times cotangent 89.. since he is so good at calculating coins..
6. go to the SRC swimming pool and ask him if he like to gamble or play mahjong
when he gives u a shocked look.. tell him u realise he likes to wear red trunks.
before u leave.. give him a push into the swimming pool and run away...
7. go to art canteen and look at nicely dress hyeow arts girls,skimpy dress and low cut and short skirts...then procede immediately to engine canteen ... then laugh at teh way engine girls dress... t shrit and jeans...
when u see a FAT one at the yang tao hu store and drinking a diet coke!!! roll on the floor and laugh...
8. go to teh nus gym and purposely locate a plump guy and match his work out.. if he run on hte tread mill .. u run beside him.. if he do bench press... u purposely do one wieght heavier... jsut to irritate him...
if u are more daring... find one muscular guy and mathc his workout.. poke his huge biceps when he is grinding out his last few repetitions and ask him "are u gay?"
this pt he will lost his breahting and concentration..tink htat will give him internal injury
9. Go to the nus library and do ur "REseach"... take the books from the reference and place then in jumble order.. i.e. put the books from index A in index Z shelf..
since the library record it as not borrow out.. the next person will have a hard time locating the books..
only u knoe the location of the books....
10. go to the CBLC and locked out all the computer.and put a label "simulation in process" a lot of selfish nus students do hat.. so why dont u?
there u go..
top ten things to do when u are bored...
HEee.heee...
with love
11:47 PM
